Reaver - "Cuntballs!"

Reaver - "How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck was in a state of Quantum flux while getting his testicals Gamma Sterilised?"

Welsh Boy - "Try fit a Watermelon up your ass!"

Higgum - "I've got no trousers on. But I am wearing a very nice shirt."

Sean - "Away Fucking Kangaroos?"

Sean - "If you're indifferent then Shut Up!"

Robbie - "Who's Bruce Willis?"

Elwood Blues(Dan Akroid) - "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Make Sake - "Put your finger up in your Ass!" (x20)

James Brown (when asked why the ladies love him) - "'Cause I look gooood, I feeeeell good, I smell good.... an' I make love good."

Sean - "Monkeyman is as soft as a no-booby soft core porn"

David St. Hubbins(Spinal Tap) - "My Baby fits me like a flesh tuxcedo, I wanna sink her her with my pink torpedo"

Higgum - "I'm supposed to be working but apart from pissing about with this I'm getting bogged down looking at lesbian porn videos."

VazraV - "...I plan on sodomizing Drewsly..."

Drewsly - "Kyle is a penis wrapped in gay."


Faiv - "Show them who has the longest cocks in Battlefield 2142."

James Breadmore - "Favourite weapon: Colt45 and 2 zigzags."

Mahti - "Bob's a hippy with a tiny dingdong."

Sean - "I pwn sleep. Sometimes I just wake up and go 'Whaghh!!', just to let it know who's boss."

Martina - "I'll be able to break both your balls at the same time."

Sean - "Yes Drew, pWn. With a capital W."

Bill Hicks - "Man, you was so funny I could spit."

Martina - "Burn Baby Burn, DISCO INFERNOOOO, Burn Baby Burn."

Drewsly - "Mint Madnesss!!!" (proceeds to snort a line of Options-Mint Madness Hot Chololate powder)

Sean - "Only me and you on the site, how amazing are we?"

Drew - "I feel bad for Martina..... cause i haven't made it to Italy for a suprise sex yet."

Reaver - "... I've got boob envy."

Reaver - "Your balls have dropped havent they drew?"
Drewsly - "Yup, they hang at my knees, i cant play leap frog anymore."

Castor Troy(Nicholas Cage) - "I could eat a peach for hours."

Drewsly - "Muff Mc Cunt."

Reaver - "Prostate exam eeeuuuugghhh."

Higgum - "...that's why I'm thirteen thirty-seven and you're eight thousand and eight"

Tom Waits - "The piano has been drinking, not me."

Martina's R.E. Teacher - "We are born from Adam and Eve."
Martina(aged 6) - "I thought we were derived from monkeys?"
Teacher - "I don't feel like a monkey."
Martina - "..and that's when i realised religion was bullshit."

Tom Waits - "You know there ain't no Devil, that's just God when he's drunk."

Drewsly - "But you can deal with children easily just kick them in the face."

Martina - "yeah no problem kyle..i'll always support you, your quotes and your spuds."

Cameron(Alan Ruck) - "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

Sean - "durrrr, i'm kyle, durrrr"

Tom Waits - "In the Land of the Blind the one-eyed Man is King."

Martina - "You are a myth".

Vaz - "I'm chronophobic."

Jeff Buckley - "Crown my fear, Your King at the point of a gun".

DiscoStu - "Give it to me Monkey."

Drew - "I am hardcore on Teusdays and Sundays."

Bob Marley - "If you knew what life is worth, you would look for yours on Earth."

Drew - "Wooo, I found naked chicks."

Bob - "'Jesus died for someones sins, but not mine.' How cool was that."

Vaz - "Real cuisine: Pene pasta with mushroom cream and spicy chicken and a bit of spinache."

Martina - "My head is exploding and I bet you'll hear the BOOM!!"

Drewsly - "Your Fwace reminds me of a cherry tit."

Drewsly - "Sucking cock and the dol. Nine to five is a long time on the cock."

Bookie - "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than Drewsly."

Higgum - "I love you..."

Theiotes - "I love you Kyle."

HTE - "I now smell of a hospital and my eyes are beinging to water."