It’s been a while since I had to write an application for anything. These days most things you can simply buy. This is not one of them. This is about me figuring out if I have what it takes to become a true Monkey. I’ve been hanging around, playing mostly BF4, rarely BF1 (sorry EA, but thanks no) and lately a bit of Squad. When possible, I squad up with people who know what the mic and headphones are for. When not, I’m sad and I go to read books, while thinking about terrible qualities of the modern society.
Few words about my skills. Sometimes I manage to shoot and even hit targets. On a good day, these are not friendly ones. My terrible aim is matched only by my complete lack of humor and non-existent ability to deliver punch lines. On the positive side, I have seen the mysterious Book of Benzen Trivia and I’m already aware that you need to quickly get out of spawncamp channel if Sheppy is online and your family is around.
I’m from Poland. I like good beer, good wine, good brandy and definitely good company. Also, volleyball and biking. I don’t like bad beer, bad wine, bad brandy, assholes, racism, politicians, public opinion and my ISP (for most of the time). Because I’m old and grumpy and I remember the times when internet was not around and computers were the size of a room. I earn my pay by being what I consider rather thorough than briliiant software developer.
So, there you go. Cheers.